Written by : Richard Kramer
Directed by : Kevin Inch



While Ted lies in a drug-induced coma, Brian is annoyed to find that he has been named executor of Ted's living will. Michael and Emmet give Ted's place a thorough porn cleaning before his mom gets there and they stumble across a photo shrine to Michael . Jennifer asks Justin the question that she has been afraid to ask. And Ted awakens to find Brian fucking an orderly in the hospital room.



Ron Cowen : We had the most outrageous dildos – light-up, glow-in-the-dark, all sizes, all colors – it was insane. The PA dumps then in the middle of Sheila Hockin’s office, and the director Kevin Inch is there. He’s a really nice straight guy with four kids, who’s very funny and very open-minded, and he’s just had over thirty dildos dumped at his feet. Well, we were staging a sword fight with two of them in this particular scene, so Kevin’s showing us how he’s going to stage it. And he’s jumping on the sofa and the chairs and running around the room with this dildo. It was hilarious. Then Dan took one of them, which was huge. It must have weighed like twenty pounds. I don’t know what you would possibly… well, I do know what you could do with it, but I wouldn’t want it done to me. Dan takes this thing, that has this tiny suction cup for this girder, and he sticks it on the wall. Of course it immediately falls off onto the fax machine and breaks it. The next day, there’s a sign on the wall over the new fax machine that says, “No dildos allowed within twenty-five feet – Dan, this means you.”.



Casting :
Carol Anderson : April
John Boylan : Mr. Horner
David Gingrich : Hot Guy
Catherine Hernandez : Nurse
Elva Mai Hoover : Mrs. Schmidt
Alec McClure : Christian Hobbs
Scott McLaren : Weird Guy
Martin Samuel : Male Nurse